That’s it
That high poll
Steffen Peters
Olympic gold
This one’s for them tall pons
Them small pons
All masterpieces
Stylin’, smilin’
This test is gonna be spiffy
Got Ariats and top hats
Gotta kiss myself I’m so pretty
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Call the steward and a stable hand
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Makin’ Charlotte wanna retire man
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Say my name they’ll know who I am
I’m too hot (hot damn)
This sport took my money
Break it down
Gonna show up Totilas (whoo)
Gonna show up Totilas (whoo)
Gonna show up Totilas (whoo)
‘Cause Uphill Funk gon’ give it to you
'Cause Uphill Funk gon’ give it to you
'Cause Uphill Funk gon’ give it to you
Saturday night and we’re hot to trot
Don’t believe me, just watch (Come on)
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Stop
Wait a minute
Is this X, or did I miss it?
Drop your hand, nod your head,
Forward! Add some leg!
Ride through training, Prix Saint, Grand Prix if you’re privy
If I show up, I’m gon’ show off
Extensions where the toes ain’t flicky
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Call the steward and a stable hand
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Makin’ Charlotte wanna retire, man
I’m too hot (hot damn) (hot damn)
Say my name they’ll know who I am
I’m too hot (hot damn)
And I still have no money
Break it down
Gonna show up Totilas (whoo)
Gonna show up Totilas (whoo)
Gonna show up Totilas (whoo)
'Cause Uphill Funk gon’ give it to you
'Cause Uphill Funk gon’ give it to you
'Cause Uphill Funk gon’ give it to you
Saturday night and we’re hot to trot
Don’t believe me, just watch (come on)
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Before we leave
Let me tell y'all a lil’ something
Uphill Funk you up, Uphill Funk you up
Uphill Funk you up, Uphill Funk you up, uh
I said Uphill Funk you up, Uphill Funk you up
Uphill Funk you up, Uphill Funk you up
Come on, prance
Engage it
If he’s stretchin’ then praise it
If the front drops then raise it
Collect if trainer okay’s it
Come on, prance
Engage it
If he’s stretchin’ then praise it
Well it’s Saturday night and we’re hot to trot
Don’t believe me, just watch (come on)
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Uphill Funk you up, Uphill Funk you up (say whoa!)
Uphill Funk you up, Uphill Funk you up
Uphill Funk you up, Uphill Funk you up (say whoa!)
Uphill Funk you up, Uphill Funk you up
Uphill Funk you up, Uphill Funk you up (say whoa!)
Uphill Funk you up, Uphill Funk you up
Uphill Funk you up, Uphill Funk you up (say whoa!)
Uphill Funk you up
Aaaaaaow!
More you might like
- Always take pictures of the sky when it’s pretty, it probably won’t ever look like that again.
- Wear that skirt you like, even if you’re mom says it’s too short.
- Take off the dark eyeliner and nail polish once in a while, you’ll feel lighter.
- Chop off your hair if you want, it will grow back eventually.
- Count the freckles on your arms and draw lines between them, your skin is like the night shy.
- Sleep under six blankets with the fan on high in the middle of the winter, the sound is soothing.
- Tell that boy to stop touching your thigh, even if it is flattering.
- Say thank you and flash a smile when you’re sister says that you’re outfit is ugly.
- Raise your hand when you know the answer, even if the class is all upperclassmen.
- Read that book again, you’ll notice something you didn’t the first time.
- Don’t drink too much caffeine, you’ll get the jitters and bomb your math test.
- Wear pencils behind your ears, it’s convenient.
- Try to talk to people, it won’t kill you.
- When a cute boy tries to cheat off your test, write the wrong answers and change them later.
- It’s ok to feel happy, don’t let other peoples sadness make you feel bad.
(via fassadenmensch)
- Beyoncé: I woke up like this *FLAWLESS*
- Me: I woke up like this *I feel like I'm dying and I'm pretty sure there is dried drool on my forehead*
Uphill Funk (eq remix of Uptown Funk)
Anonymous asked:
Sodapop headcannons
ow-tsiders answered:
•sodapop is terrible at driving
•regardless of how much the gang teases him about being a “pretty boy” he rarely looks in the mirror
•he played football at school before dropping out
•sodapop’s favorite color is red
•he’s a very approachable person who loves helping people
•he can play the guitar
•he has tons of patience and will babysit two bits little sister sometimes
•dallas makes him nervous
